I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My bed smells like the plague
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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