so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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