I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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