can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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