i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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