That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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