what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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