Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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