I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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