If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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