i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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