Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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