I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
