Fine. I'll sleep in my office
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
