found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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