i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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