i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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