I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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