Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Two words: blizzard sex
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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