:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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