I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
