"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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