I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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