Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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