So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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