so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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