i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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