did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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