do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
