so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dick very happy bro
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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