It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
