And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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