so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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