even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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