At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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