Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
dude. I can hear the air.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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