Sry I called you an 8
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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