He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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