would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
tell me about the fingering
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