It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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