So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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