these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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