STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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