Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
