Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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