They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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