I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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