Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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