One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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