so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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