I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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