after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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