Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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