would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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