She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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